My First Parody - Cooking A Pizza

Right, I have finished a parody that I'm pretty happy with, although the chorus could do with a bit of work. It's called Cooking A Pizza, and it's a parody of Down With The Sickness by Disturbed. Enjoy


(Can you smell that?)
(Oh damn)
Ooh ah ah ah ah!
Ooh ah ah ah ah!
Kneeding dough, gonna make a pizza
Add some mozzarella
(Gonna eat it tonight)
Might add some mushrooms or bits of ham
On top of tomato sauce
(Gonna eat it tonight)

I’m gonna have it with thin crust
Or actually a thick crust
Definitely a thick crust
Oh now I will add herbs and spices
So I can give it flavour…oh yeah

Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
Pick ingredients, and get the mixture just right
Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
It’s gonna taste great
Come on I’m cooking a pizza
It’s gonna taste great
Come on I’m cooking a pizza
Pizza is the meal I will be eating tonight

I love margherita, and vegetarian
Hawaiian is perfect for me.
(Gonna eat it tonight)
I’m gonna add some extra toppings
To make it even better
(Gonna eat it tonight)

I could add olives or bacon
Anchovies or garlic
Or maybe even roast duck
Oh now, I could add some extra cheese
Caerphily, Wensleydale, Red Leicester…or Brie

Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
Pick ingrédients, and get the mixture just right
Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
It’s gonna taste great
Come on I’m cooking a pizza
It’s gonna taste great
Come on I’m cooking a pizza
Pizza is the meal I will be eating tonight


And when I eat
And when I eat
And when I eat
And when I EAT!!!
No mommy, not pasta again
Not pasta again
I don’t want curry
I don’t want curry, not at all
No mom not casserole Oh-oohh
Why did you have to give me these things mommy?
Don't do it! It’s hurting me Oh-oohh!
I wanna have a slice of pizza?
Why don't you,
Why don't you go and get some?
Why can't you just go and get some?
Why can't you get me a pizza?
Never stick your shit on my plate again bitch
FUCK YOU!!!
I just want pizza
Which is why i’m in the kitchen where you should be
My pizza is nearly ready mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to dine!

Ooh ah ah ah ah!
Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
Go get a plate, and i’ll let you have a taste
Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
A margherita
Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
with extra toppings
Get up, come on, I’m cooking a pizza
Now is the time to go and eat

The Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw&ob=av3em

The Karaoke Version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfW8Ab0s5Y0